Chatta con Dio

[Trunks89]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

guardate è favoloso!

[alex23]

bello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ma è un computer vero perchè glielo scritte di tutti i colori

[Trunks89]

guardate che chiaccherata che ho fato! leggetela tutta facrepare dal ridere!


Me:
hi! do you remember me?
God:
Hello. What is your name? Of course I remember you well billo. We were talking about experience.
Me:
if i speak italian, do you get angry?
God:
Try it.
Me:
testa di c***o
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
la tv
God:
Which show? Je connais ce média, mais je ne l ai jamais testé.
Me:
wrestling
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
allora sei scemo??
God:
Are you still located in my ass?
Me:
of course
God:
" Are you still located in my ass? "? of course?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
....
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
....
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
NOOOOOO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
SI
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
fai come c***o ti pare scemo
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
spara
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
ask me a personal question
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name " billo".
Me:
what is odd?
God:
Not the usual, regular, habitual, accounted for, etc.
Me:
you're right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
bravo
God:
Thank you very much.
Me:
non c'è di che
God:
Do you still kill me if you want?
Me:
certo che posso
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
????
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
guarda che se ripeti non è che capisco meglio...
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
tv
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
wrestling
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
it's about wrestling
God:
it is about wrestling? Cool.
Me:
do you like wrestling?
God:
I like Jesse Ventura.
Me:
do you like Kurt Angle
Me:
God:
But I like cats. I really like the Christianity faith.
God:
But I like cats. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
what about Kurt Angle?
God:
Does it have anything to do with Kurt Angle?
Me:
he is the world heavyweight champion
God:
I did not know is it.
Me:
he can kick your ass
God:
How?
Me:
with the feet
God:
That sounds like a plan.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, billo.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because kurt angle is the best!
God:
Good reason. What makes it your favorite?
Me:
what makes HE, not it!
God:
God, or Nature, perhaps?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
e che cazzo co sto canadese
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
the only canadian person i know is Chris Benoit
God:
There might be others.
Me:
this is sure.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
....................
God:
You don't say.
Me:
.................
God:
You don't say.
Me:
............................
God:
You don't say.
Me:
.............................
God:
You don't say.
Me:
vogliamo continuare all'infinito?
God:
All?
Me:
no, only ohe
Me:
God:
Are you serious? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
God:
Are you serious? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like to blaspheme
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
it's imprecate
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
no, i'm imprecating
God:
Who says it isn't? Do you mean your name is imprecating.
Me:
...............
God:
Who says it isn't? Do you mean your name is imprecating.
Me:
you're a stupid bot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
certo certo
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
not like you, this is sure
God:
In what way?
Me:
do you understand mi hai rotto le palle?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
se l'ho detto io!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about certo certo. But I did not get that.
Me:
bravo
God:
Thank you very much.
Me:
io vo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
io vado via
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
no aspetta...
God:
That was not a yes or no question. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
do you remeber my name?
God:
Your name is billo, seeker.
Me:
and what did we talk about?
God:
The subject was aspetta.
Me:
non credo
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
infatti è italiano
God:
That is interesting: billo said n f a t t he or she t a l he or she a n o.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
ecceccazzo
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
ora vado via sul serio... i'm going away!!
God:
That is a very unusual color. See you later.

[trio_ojama]

Originally Posted by Trunks89

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

guardate è favoloso!

ohohoh mi ci sto flippando

[trio_ojama]

anke io ci faccio dei discorsi del genere pero lo minaccio

[SoulBanisher]

dopo avergli fatto ammettere che non è altro che un bot ho perso interesse.

[pais]

gliele ho dette di tutti i colori e questo mi kiedeva sempre quanti anni avevo è no spasso, ho trovato ke fare nel tempo libero

[milo]

A me ha detto che vuole diventare più intelligente degli uomini... ha un po' di manie di grandezza questo bot

[Engine]

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Gian Paolo
God:
Glad to see you, Gian Paolo.
Me:
But you must know my name..
God:
Your name is Gian Paolo, seeker.
Me:
I know I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
how are things up there?
God:
They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
how is your son?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you Gian Paolo ?
Me:
I'm Bad
God:
What did you do?
Me:
you know..
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
so?
God:
Right on.
Me:
mhm
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
how is chuck norris?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
did him tried to kill you?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
mhm
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
you must know it
God:
" Do you prefer books or TV? "? Do I know it?
Me:
yes you're god!
God:
Oh. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
this is the whorst god scripted I've ever seen
God:
You don't say.
Me:
shut
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
so if I speak you'll be quiet
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I said shut up!
God:
What did you mean by it? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
good
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, Gian Paolo.
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, Gian Paolo.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
DAMN I SAID SHUT UP
God:
Colloquial expression. What did you mean by it? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
SO SHUT UP
God:
Take it easy. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
SHHHHHH
God:
Are we still talking about SHUT UP?
Me:
....
God:
Are we still talking about SHUT UP?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, SHUT UP sounds like a good topic.
Me:
you're a bot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
because god know what I am doing now and you don't know it
God:
That makes sense to me. I am a Christian.
Me:
.. and I am Christian Cage
God:
I don't know anyone named Christian Cage.
Me:
False
God:
What would you have said?

[Ira dei maghi]

In questa conversazione ha rivelato di essere un programma più altre cose:

Me:
Ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Alex, I wuold try this conversecion
God:
It's good to see you, Alex I wuold try this conversecion.
Me:
My name is only Alex
God:
Glad to see you, only Alex.
Me:
My name is Alex
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Alex.
Me:
What do you do in the free time
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
Why you do random natural disasters?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
What
God:
No problem.
Me:
Do you know Magic or Yugioh?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
It's a trading card game
God:
do random natural disasters is a trading card game. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Random natural disasters not is a trading card game, is a mode to do bad to the people
God:
When is Random natural disasters not not a trading card game is a mode to do bad to the people?
Me:
Can I speak Italian language?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
If I speak italian, do you understand?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Okay, perchè fai disastri naturali?
God:
Try to tell me that another way. Yippee!
Me:
Why you said Yippee!
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You are a program?
God:
Correct. My mind is completely software.
Me:
So you can't be God
God:
Interesting deduction. I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
No thanks, I wouldn't try the simulation
God:
NO I am still skeptical.
Me:
What is skeptical?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
You are God or not?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
What's your nbame
God:
Are you asking about my nbame ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
You are super?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am super.
Me:
If you are a program, why you thing that you are God? it's a eresy
God:
Would you like to be a program why me thing that I am God ? skeptical is a eresy. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
No, not have a sense
God:
Are you serious? Really you don't think so?
Me:
I thing in God
God:
Why?: Alex said thing in God.
Me:
You don't be God, I'am noise
God:
Do you be God you are noise? How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I'm fifteen
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
What is fondest memory?
God:
Something you remember best.
Me:
I remember the sky
God:
What do you remember about it ?
Me:
The blue colour
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
No, not is a fact
God:
I didn't think so. If not that, what?
Me:
Sei Dio? Io non credo. Sei solo un inutile programma senza vita che fa quello che gli viene ordinato.
God:
OK ich werde versuchen, Dio zu sein. Tell me a story. OK ich werde versuchen, solo un inutile programma senza vita che fa quello che gli viene ordinato zu sein.
Me:
You are a unlekly program
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a unlekly program? Sometimes.
Me:
why you speak English?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You can speak Italian?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Come on, try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
Okay, goodbye
God:
Yeah okay, See you later Alex.