Chatta con Dio

raga, ce l'ho fatta: lo ho impallato su questa domanda:
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
from my ass
God:
Does your ass give good advice?
Me:
yes! a lot! he tells me when to sheet!
God:
Hmm. More than a ton? I get it. Myself tells you when to sheet.
Me:
not you, my ass
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
my ass
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
my ass
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
you should ask my ass help sometimes
God:
It is not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
my ass is avalable

[Dioj99]

evito di pubblicare ci siamo presi a parole io e quel ..... di dio

[gigagagagigo]

Me:
hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
where are yuo from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
partinico, know yuo partinico?
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in partinico know me partinico.
Me:
partinico is in palermo
God:
What else is in palermo?
Me:
palermo in italy
God:
Are we still talking about partinico?
Me:
you know italy?
God:
it is in the southern part of Europe.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
and?
God:
Or.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
you are very horned
God:
You think I am horned.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
are you an pc really?
God:
Yes I am an pc. How did you know? For real.
Me:
and what's yuo name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
and my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
i'm giga
God:
Nice to meet you, giga.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
i hate the robots
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
i derstroyed more pc in this week
God:
Why?: giga said derstroyed more pc in this week.
Me:
mmm suck!
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
mmm bye bye and fuck ok?
God:
OK. Until next time.

[Ninja Cop]

ecco la mia...ho parlato anke un po in tedesco

Me:
are you german?
God:
Robots have no nationality.
Me:
oh
God:
That's alright.
Me:
ops
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, testa di cappella.
Me:
harry potter
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
i'm harry potter
God:
Do you mean your name is harry potter.
Me:
are you german?
God:
Robots have no nationality.
Me:
isn't true...
God:
Ask again later. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
are you fiend megacyber?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am fiend megacyber.
I am a computer.
Me:
did you meet j.talbain?
God:
No I didn't meet j talbain. What's it like?
Me:
a fighter
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
of vampire savior XD
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
i'm a vampire
God:
I don't know many VAMPIRE.
Me:
i'm an angel
God:
What is angel, your job?
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
nicht sprechen deutsch coglione
God:
Warum nicht?
Me:
ich kann sprechen deutsch
God:
Kannst Du?
Me:
ja
God:
Next question?
Me:
sprechen wir auf deutsch
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
and also?
God:
Also what?
Me:
also?
God:
Also what?
Me:
the sex is good
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
i haven't jet sex...
God:
Me either.
Me:
you?
God:
" Me either."? Me, testa di cappella ?
Me:
i didnt understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
mangiami la bega
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
i'm from burundi
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in burundi.
Me:
i'm from maghreb a city in marocco
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in maghreb a city in marocco.
Me:
it isn't a beatyful city...
God:
Give me an example of a beatyful city.
Me:
bolzano