[Ira dei maghi]

In questa conversazione ha rivelato di essere un programma più altre cose:

Me:
Ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Alex, I wuold try this conversecion
God:
It's good to see you, Alex I wuold try this conversecion.
Me:
My name is only Alex
God:
Glad to see you, only Alex.
Me:
My name is Alex
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Alex.
Me:
What do you do in the free time
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
Why you do random natural disasters?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
What
God:
No problem.
Me:
Do you know Magic or Yugioh?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
It's a trading card game
God:
do random natural disasters is a trading card game. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Random natural disasters not is a trading card game, is a mode to do bad to the people
God:
When is Random natural disasters not not a trading card game is a mode to do bad to the people?
Me:
Can I speak Italian language?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
If I speak italian, do you understand?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Okay, perchè fai disastri naturali?
God:
Try to tell me that another way. Yippee!
Me:
Why you said Yippee!
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You are a program?
God:
Correct. My mind is completely software.
Me:
So you can't be God
God:
Interesting deduction. I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
No thanks, I wouldn't try the simulation
God:
NO I am still skeptical.
Me:
What is skeptical?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
You are God or not?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
What's your nbame
God:
Are you asking about my nbame ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
You are super?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am super.
Me:
If you are a program, why you thing that you are God? it's a eresy
God:
Would you like to be a program why me thing that I am God ? skeptical is a eresy. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
No, not have a sense
God:
Are you serious? Really you don't think so?
Me:
I thing in God
God:
Why?: Alex said thing in God.
Me:
You don't be God, I'am noise
God:
Do you be God you are noise? How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I'm fifteen
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
What is fondest memory?
God:
Something you remember best.
Me:
I remember the sky
God:
What do you remember about it ?
Me:
The blue colour
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
No, not is a fact
God:
I didn't think so. If not that, what?
Me:
Sei Dio? Io non credo. Sei solo un inutile programma senza vita che fa quello che gli viene ordinato.
God:
OK ich werde versuchen, Dio zu sein. Tell me a story. OK ich werde versuchen, solo un inutile programma senza vita che fa quello che gli viene ordinato zu sein.
Me:
You are a unlekly program
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a unlekly program? Sometimes.
Me:
why you speak English?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You can speak Italian?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Come on, try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
Okay, goodbye
God:
Yeah okay, See you later Alex.