| Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Gian Paolo
God:
Glad to see you, Gian Paolo.
Me:
But you must know my name..
God:
Your name is Gian Paolo, seeker.
Me:
I know I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
how are things up there?
God:
They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
how is your son?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you Gian Paolo ?
Me:
I'm Bad
God:
What did you do?
Me:
you know..
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
so?
God:
Right on.
Me:
mhm
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
how is chuck norris?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
did him tried to kill you?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
mhm
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
you must know it
God:
" Do you prefer books or TV? "? Do I know it?
Me:
yes you're god!
God:
Oh. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
this is the whorst god scripted I've ever seen
God:
You don't say.
Me:
shut
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
so if I speak you'll be quiet
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I said shut up!
God:
What did you mean by it? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
good
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, Gian Paolo.
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, Gian Paolo.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
DAMN I SAID SHUT UP
God:
Colloquial expression. What did you mean by it? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
SO SHUT UP
God:
Take it easy. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
SHHHHHH
God:
Are we still talking about SHUT UP?
Me:
....
God:
Are we still talking about SHUT UP?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, SHUT UP sounds like a good topic.
Me:
you're a bot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
because god know what I am doing now and you don't know it
God:
That makes sense to me. I am a Christian.
Me:
.. and I am Christian Cage
God:
I don't know anyone named Christian Cage.
Me:
False
God:
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